HM

jorgieboy:

amenpenis:

carleyalyson:

glitterweave:

chadleymacguff:

amenpenis:

when you ask someone what’s up and they answer “the sky”

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when you ask someone where they are and they say “in my skin”

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when you ask someone what time it is and they say “time to get a watch”

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Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.

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When white people say “Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.”

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ludocris:

yell it from the rooftops

My parents have Google Alerts on me. So they’ll often times send me an e-mail and be like, “Hey did you know this?” And then I’ll be like, “Well, it is, like, my life. So yes, I did know that.” Or , “that’s not even true. I don’t know where you read that.” I have Googled myself, yes. But my parents really have Google Alerts on me.

You actually got it? I was just kidding about the leg, I just thought it’d be funny!

erwinnsmith:

i respect all ships

no no, except that one, that’s gross and you need jesus.

The earth is evil. We don’t need to grieve for it.


Melancholia (2011)

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3 hours ago

Sync your iPhone to your laptop and download iOS 8 from iTunes, it won’t take up any memory. Reblog to save a life.

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+5107
3 hours ago

Do you have any other emergency werewolf contacts?

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5 hours ago

barnse:

hi i’m peter man i mean i’m spider parker i mean fuck

angelina jolie studio portrait // 1994

I could set myself on fire and be noticed.
Well then you would be dead.
             Exactly.